Merchandise
Each object is designed to remove a preference, not satisfy one. Consumerism, but Stoic. Which is to say: none of it ships.
Item 001 · Final Edition
(A rock. Seneca's term. Same object.)
Weight: sufficient. Color: rock. In Stoic ethics, an object like this is a proēgmenon — preferred, but not required for virtue. You may want it. You must not need it. Which is convenient, because you cannot have it. It is out of stock.
Restock date: no. Waitlist: no. Returns: not applicable, since nothing left the warehouse.
Item 002 · Final edition
A box. Of dirt.
Literally a small wooden box containing soil. To remind you that you are dust, and your quarterly targets are also dust. Comes with no instructions, because instructions imply an outcome.
Item 003 · Final edition
192 lined pages. All burnable.
A leatherbound notebook. Write the reactive, emotional reply you were going to send to Kevin from Product. Read it once. Tear the page out. Burn it. Return to standup, unburdened.
Item 004 · Final edition
"Is this in my control?" On both sides.
A brass coin. Flip it when in doubt. Both sides read: IS THIS IN MY CONTROL? The answer is always no. The coin is heavy enough to remind you it exists, light enough to lose without grief.
You may add nothing to a cart. Cart functionality has been removed as a preferred indifferent.