One item. Endlessly unavailable.

Item 001 · Final Edition

The Rock.

A rock. Weight: sufficient. Color: rock. It does not care about you. It has never cared about anyone. Sit with it. Do not name it. Do not clean it. It is the most consistent object you will ever own — assuming you could own it, which you cannot, because it is out of stock.

Restock date: no. Waitlist: no. Returns: not applicable, since nothing left the warehouse.

Material

Rock

Origin

The ground

Warranty

Geological

Reviews

Withheld, on principle